A few weeks ago, famous comedian man Richard Herring felt that he was being plagued by callers from a mobile phone firm which he had no affiliation with. They didn’t stop, so he asked his 26000-strong group of followers on Twitter to give them a taste of their own medicine. I was bored, so I obliged. And this is the result.
Saturday February 4th 2012






You know, if I put a pizza flyer on your table because it looked like you might enjoy a pizza, and there was a competition to get a free pizza on it, I would not expect to be glassed, chaired and pavemented.