‘Wibble’ Archives
Uncanny Chewy Valley
At 6.30 this morning, I was walking to the bus station, as I often am. I was going to work; there is no other reason to be going to a bus station at 6.30am. Checking in my coat pocket that I had my keys, I found a forgotten packet of Black Jacks, the formerly insensitively packaged aniseed sweets. Delicious. I eat a few, and then as I get to the bus station, I fold the packet closed and put it in my pocket. During the journey, I fancy another, but I cannot find them. I assume I have [...]
Would You Like To Buy A Thing?
A few weeks ago, famous comedian man Richard Herring felt that he was being plagued by callers from a mobile phone firm which he had no affiliation with. They didn't stop, so he asked his 26000-strong group of followers on Twitter to give them a taste of their own medicine. I was bored, so I obliged. And this is the result.
Alternate Reality Bands #1
In the alternate reality, there is an equivalent of the famous post-punk band, The Fall. Of course, they're quite different to the anarchic band that we have in our reality; they're still famed for their frontman's antics more than their music, but they're a gentler band, more melodic, the kind of music your grandmother could enjoy. One of their posters slipped through from the alternate reality, so here it is.
A bigger break than a large, unhealthy Kit-Kat.
Well, sorry about that season-length break; life keeps getting in the way. Not minor things either, but quite important stuff, of which perhaps more at some point in the future. In the meantime, there's one new thing to look at above, and I'll endeavour to drop further things on here over the course of the coming days and weeks.
Fauxvert: Beanstalk Finance
If you've cashed all of your gold, and your ancient mobile phones have been sold to be refurbished in return for a few quid, but your finances are still in need of fixing, I suggest you may want to contact this fine firm who have a solution that was good enough for Hans Christian Anderson.
Denton’s Land Of Deathbeds
Another old thing from my big folder of old things which I have had on this site at one point or another, it's also from 2007. This explains the presence of "Mr T.H.", who was merely "unwell" at the time, so save your tsks.
A Great New Radio Station Playing A Better Music Variety Of The Music You Love
I was tuning around the other day, when I stumbled across this station. It was on loads of FM frequencies, and to be honest, I found it quite depressing. Not entertaining, just maudlin. Anyway, I got home and found they'd been leafletting the area. Click the scan, and you'll see why I was depressed.
